"Shelley, I'm sorry your little friend was killed by Spider-Man tonight. Just know that... for Spider-Man to do what he did, he must have had a very good reason. Spider-Man works in mysterious ways, Shelley. And wherever he is, he loves you."
- Randy Marsh,
SOUTH PARK Season 15, Episode 11, "Broadway Bro Down",
Airdate Oct. 26, 2011