Merciful And Quick

This one I did today. No pencils, just my felt-tip pen and markers.

This moment of classic Trek carnage is sponsored by the Metrons: "Does your species suffer from the genocidal tendencies of its own murderous primitive instinct? Do you feel compelled after the thoughtless massacre of your starbase to pursue the perpetrators with single-minded vengeance coursing through your veins? If so, call us...we're the Metrons! We'll settle your hash one-on-one by prompting you to fight for your life against those who YOU seem to think done you wrong - all for the low, low price of your life in the event you can't live up to your adrenaline!* Our operators are standing by 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, 100 years a century, 10 centuries a millennium. We'll offer our Metron Guarantee that you'll realize how barbarically stupid it is for you to threaten lives no less innocent than your own, regardless of the outcome! Now you can resolve your galactic disputes the old-fashioned way - mano e mano bare-knuckles brawling!** So don't burn up precious firepower on intruder vessels you can't see...call the Metrons today!"

* Some areas may require a minimum cost of the entire starship crew in the event of defeat.
** Fighting grounds may contain raw materials for weapons, subject to availability and geological makeup.